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The private blog of pin up model Mina Stefan. This is my personal blog, that I update regularly for all my fans to have an up close look into my life! Leave comments and check in often! *kisses*
Dolly Parton and the Queen of England both happen to die at the same time. So the spirits of the two women made it to St. Peter's gate to heaven at the same time. St. Peter, however, said that only one spirit may enter Heaven. He told them to each prove why one is more worthy than the other.
ReplyDeleteSo Dolly took off her shirt and flashed her famous boobs. St. Peter nodded, then wrote in his tablet. "Okay, Queenie," he said. "What do you have?"
So the Queen, serious demeanor and all, takes out a disposable douche out of her handbag, and promptly administered herself right there. St. Peter nodded at her and wrote in his tablet.
After a couple of minutes of deliberation, the gates of Heaven open up. "Okay, Queenie...you're in."
Dolly, miffed at being left out, screamed "Wait a dadgum minute. Why does she get to go?"
St. Peter closed his tablet and replied, "Because a royal flush beats a nice pair every time."
hehe always nice to see classic Disney reference :)
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