Wednesday, November 17, 2010

tell me a joke...

I tweeted how I wanted some of you to tell me a joke while I'm on the train to keep me occupied and here are a few of your responses ^_^

@fly2lv blonde walks into a library and orders a burger & shake, lady says this is a library? blonde whispers quietly can I have a burger&shake please

@ Q: What did one saggy boob say to the other? A: "If we dont get support soon, they're gonna think were nuts!"

@MichaeKPhotoBob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really pissed.
 She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!" The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway.
Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought the box back in the house. She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale. Bob has been missing since Friday.

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